Matt Woodward's posterous

Matt Woodward's posterous

Matthew Woodward  //  * CFML, Grails, and Java Developer
* Principal IT Specialist, US Senate
* Open BlueDragon Steering Committee Member
* All-Around Geek

Jan 9 / 8:58am

Cybersafety in Boston -- Lie Flat in a Ditch?

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Why did I think of Windows when I read this? ;-)

Filed under  //  Funny   Technology  
Nov 9 / 10:36am

Verizon Misfit Toys

I believe the correct phrase to use here is, "Oh snap?"

Filed under  //  AT&T   Funny   Mobile   Verizon  
Oct 29 / 10:28am

Nadir Of Western Civilization To Be Reached This Friday At 3:32 P.M. | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

Experts predict that the penultimate catastrophe will occur at approximately 7:15 p.m. Thursday night, when the social networking tool Twitter will be used to communicate a series of ideas so banal they will instantaneously negate the three centuries of the Renaissance.

This would be funny if it weren't true.

Filed under  //  Culture   Funny  
Oct 6 / 9:41am

Ming the Merciless Killed by Ajax

The long spike protruding from Ajax impales him with an ooze of green blood and Flash advances upon the dying villain with a golden scimitar.

Killed by Ajax. Just like the rest of us.

Filed under  //  Funny   Programming   Sci-Fi  
Sep 14 / 11:14am

Total Eclipse of the Heart: Literal Video Version

"Mullet with headlights." Absolutely brilliant.

Filed under  //  Funny   Video  
Sep 10 / 8:36am

Pigeon Turns Out to be Faster Than S. African Net

inject_hotmail.com writes "The results are in: it's faster to send your data via an airborne carrier than it is through the pipes. As discussed Tuesday, a company in South Africa called Unlimited IT, frustrated by terribly slow Internet speeds, decided to prove their point by sending an actual homing pigeon with a "data card" strapped to its leg from one of their offices to another while at the same time uploading the same amount of data to the same destination via their ISPs data lines. The media outlet reporting this triumph said that it took the pigeon just over 1 hour to make the 80km/50mile flight, whereas it took over 2 hours to transfer just 4% of that data."

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Reminds me of the old "never underestimate the bandwidth of a station wagon full of tapes hurtling down the highway" quote.

Filed under  //  Funny   Technology  
Sep 4 / 10:49am

The Death of Auto-Tune? T-Pain’s Got an iPhone App for That

When I saw someone auto-tuning themselves through their iPhone on the latest Auto-Tune the News I didn't realize the iPhone app was real. Annoying, yet hilarious.

Filed under  //  Funny